This here is Sam. If you’re reading this, Reeder, you know him. He’s that sassy kid with lots of opinions.
Last semester, I started working on the school paper with him. And this semester he’s become one of my greatest friends. He’s freaking hilarious.
So I’ve gathered a few things about Sam to tell you about.
1. He essentially wants to be a housewife. He wants to marry rich and stay at home all day.
2. He hates I.T. but he works as an I.T. guy right now.
3. He wears cardigans because he is very comfortable with his sexuality.
4. He is the funniest person I have ever met. His humor is very dry. It’s perfect.
I hope you enjoyed this tribute to Sam.